Posted by Anonymous on 2014/07/05 under Friends So, I no longer have a best friend. Here’s the thing: my ex-friend recently got together with a new boyfriend about a month ago. Since then she been talking about him nonstop – how sweet he is, how perfect he is, how awesome he is, et cetera, et cetera. A regular wax poet really, and that’s fine. Sure a little too mushy at times, but I was happy for her (and I still am). Fact is, despite everything, she wouldn’t stop for a moment to take a breath, and trying to talk about anything else is borderline dangerous. Overly attached girlfriend syndrome much? Then about a week ago, I started getting texts from a guy who thought I was pretty. Okay, so that’s something that’s never happened to me before. I was shocked, giddy and even a little scared. Believing I had someone supportive to talk to, I texted her and she was seemed genuinely supportive. Along with a few friends, we dished about our good news and were happy for each other. Or so I thought. I have never been more wrong in my life. How stupid could I have been? Very, I guess. A few days day ago I texted her to see how she was doing, and the reply I got was the most vicious rant I have ever received. In teasing jest that night I had jibbed that ‘she must be jealous she wasn’t the only one with a bf anymore’. After all, now she wasn’t the one dominating the conversations about her own bf. Holy s***, I didn’t believe she was actually jealous and I certainly didn’t believe she would take offence. Except I should have known better. She is, after all, the kind of person calls a friend of ours a dyke and thinks nothing of it. Haha, lots of lols, no worries, I’m the only one that allowed to talk s*** purposely and get away with it. From her point of view apparently, I kept viciously attacking her about being jealous ‘all night long’. I apparently kept it up to the point that she ‘had to bite her lip’ to keep from lashing out and ‘punching me in the face’. Color me shocked seeing as I had no idea what she was talking about at first. The whole jealously thing was only mentioned twice and dropped soon after. So now I am unable to defend myself because I’ve become a two-faced b****. Pardon me hypocrite, but its time to pull your head out of your ass. I thought you knew me better then that. I thought you knew I wasn’t that kind of person and that if you had a concern, that you could be open about it – after all, I was the person you came crying to with your loss-of-virginity/pregnancy-scare with your douche-bag ex. I even gave you my shoulder without complaint and didn’t criticize your poor choices. I’ve come to realize that she actually was jealous. Being called out on it caused the cleverly hidden raging b**** to rear her ugly head. I didn’t want to believe that she was an unapologetic attention whore, but that ‘little’ freak out proved just how much of an immature snot-nosed cow she is. I don’t need that kind of poisonous attitude in my life and I’m more then happy not to see her face ever again. So long, good riddance, and don’t come back – my one-fingered salute is waving you goodbye. xoxox